Total Medals Earned: 794 (From 162 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,485 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/490 points)
Start an Adventure
People start greeting you on the streets.
You get all kinds of presents from thanksful villagers.
Your name is famous in several Kingdoms
People want to fight for you.
People are naming their children after you.
A statue was build for you.
You are crowned to be the King of the Blobzone.
Thousands of Men fight under your regency.
You are seen as the greatest Hero there has ever been.
They even tell Legends about your Sword now.
Only you can save the world.
Medals Earned: 29/30 (470/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/285 points)
Kill a spider mini-boss
Get 10k points
Kill 100 sheep
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 10k points without building anything
Get 5000 points without letting any sheep die
Get 20k points
Get 30k points
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/48 (25/445 points)
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Kill 5 hostages!
Survive 4 turns
Win 10 battles
Win 30 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 15 hostages!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Survive 3 turns
Kill 25 hostages!
Read help!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Use magic 50 times!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Survive 6 turns
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/80 points)
Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?
Medals Earned: 11/25 (225/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Fully research 10 items.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.